we don’t use thermometers anymore
but my iphone says minus four
it looks like a load of pva glue
spread across the patio,
Hallmark winter view

all white, but not alright
not in these brand-new UGGs
in the sale on boxing day
but still cost him a few bob

kids say it’s just like Frozen
and can we watch the DVD
family time
with curtains pulled –
light’s too bright for the TV